Something's wrong with my cat...

ASCSurveyor
08-18-2008, 07:30 PM
I got home and he was laying like this...

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a379/ascsurveyor/cat/IMG_9564.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a379/ascsurveyor/cat/IMG_9565.jpg

Fast asleep... till I said something to him. Then he opened his eyes... but just stayed there. I picked up my camera, and soon after I took the pics, he moved.

He's completely fine... just really, really flexible I guess.

:p

heatherg11
08-18-2008, 07:33 PM
HAHAHA he's cute...and yes, flexible.

asus
08-18-2008, 07:40 PM
I knew a girl that flexible once;D

Trambo
08-18-2008, 07:45 PM
There's a dam ned funny lolcats picwaiting to happen...

[right click/save as]

ASCSurveyor
08-18-2008, 07:45 PM
I knew a girl that flexible once;D

1. Do you have her number?
2. Is she over 18?
3. Does she like fat guys?

Trambo
08-18-2008, 07:58 PM
Couldn't resist....


http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn65/Trambo_SV/asckitty.jpg

ASCSurveyor
08-18-2008, 08:00 PM
Couldn't resist....


http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn65/Trambo_SV/asckitty.jpg


On the floor, dude... I'm on the floor. :laughing1:

asus
08-18-2008, 08:02 PM
1. Do you have her number?
2. Is she over 18?
3. Does she like fat guys?

1. yes
2. yes
3. have you seen me?

if you come up I can arrange an intro ;D

heatherg11
08-18-2008, 08:02 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA.......good one trambo

Trambo
08-18-2008, 08:02 PM
;)
Orange cats are the sh!t.... lots of character.

Verbal Kint
08-18-2008, 09:14 PM
It appears that Leica does his own stunts. :p

Liren
08-18-2008, 09:15 PM
Awesome :D

frick
08-18-2008, 09:23 PM
Nice one, Trambo. Haha!

ASCSurveyor
07-06-2009, 12:33 PM
You're picture is no longer up Travis. WTF! :angry1:

TomServo
07-06-2009, 12:37 PM
Looks like the cat highsided while you were out. Fortunately those cat suits protect well :)

o2lily
07-06-2009, 01:24 PM
"Wut? Im doin kouch yoga!"

cute cat :)

ASCSurveyor
07-06-2009, 01:29 PM
He's a monster. Mother:hug:er wouldn't let me sleep past 730 this weekend. He'd sit on my laptop and stare at me motionless. Only moving to bat sh-t off my desk on the floor. :angry1:

Trambo
07-06-2009, 01:30 PM
Crapola. Yeah, I rummaged through Photobucket this weekend in a feeble attempt to organize some stuff. Probably got moved to a new folder. :p

o2lily
07-06-2009, 01:34 PM
yep...my current cat loves to smother me in bed while I am reading...loves to whip that fuzzy tail full of sheading fur all over my face...then about the time he gets comfortable I am ready to roll over and sleep...so I have to move him and he starts all over again...
some cats are freaking insane.

vwgti303
07-06-2009, 01:38 PM
That's why I have a dog, they're not crazy. Plus we all know they eat cats, so that's kind of a double benefit.

Trambo
07-06-2009, 01:45 PM
Weird. I can't go back into my old post to edit. Must be a time limit or some bullsh-t. >:(

OK, re-post with new link:

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn65/Trambo_SV/Cats/crashkitteh.jpg

ASCSurveyor
07-06-2009, 01:48 PM
Ah, now I remember what it was.

D-ck. :angry1:

J-Dog
07-06-2009, 01:49 PM
I Lol'ed. :)

Trambo
07-06-2009, 01:50 PM
I think I just ROFL'd

:p

Liutas
07-06-2009, 01:51 PM
I'm still LMAOing.

ASCSurveyor
07-06-2009, 01:52 PM
I'm GQTM.

o2lily
07-06-2009, 01:52 PM
Believe me if I could have a dog I would...wolf hybrid please!

cute "cat"ption

Trambo
07-06-2009, 02:01 PM
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn65/Trambo_SV/Cats/crashkitteh2.jpg

dream36realms
07-06-2009, 02:02 PM
lol nice

mg66
07-06-2009, 02:04 PM
My cat sleeps with his eyes open most of the time. Pretty freakin' weird if ya ask me.

Ranger
07-06-2009, 06:24 PM
Job Description for cats

BATHROOMS - Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare.

DOORS - Do not allow any closed doors...in any room. To get the door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws.

Once door is opened, it's not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an outside door opened, stand half-way in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season.

CHAIRS AND RUGS - If you have to throw up, get to a white chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up while barfing so it's as long as a human's bare foot.

HAMPERING - If one of your humans is engaged in any activity, and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called helping, otherwise known as hampering. Following are the rules for hampering:
When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted.

For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book --unless you can lie across the book itself.

When human is working at computer, jump up on desk, walk across keyboard, bat at mouse pointer on screen, and then lay in human's lapacross arms, hampering typing in progress.

WALKING - As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human, especially on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark and when they first get up in the morning.
This will help them practice their coordination skills.

BEDTIME - Always sleep on the human at night so he/she cannot move around.

LITTER BOX - When using the litter box, be sure to kick as much litter out of the box as possible. Humans love the feel of kitty litter between their toes.

HIDING - Every now and then, hide in a place where the humans cannot find you and do NOT come out for three to four hours under any circumstances. This will cause the humans to panic (which they love) thinking that you have run away or are lost. Once you do come out the humans will cover you with love and kisses, and you probably will get a treat.

ONE LAST THOUGHT - Whenever possible, get close to a human, especially their face, then turn around and present your butt to them. . Humans love this, so do it often!

dream36realms
07-06-2009, 07:41 PM
^^^^^^^^WIN^^^^^^^^^^6

mg66
07-07-2009, 06:13 AM
That's a great description, Ranger. Must be bred into them or something.